You know the classic anguished lyrics from Nirvana's "Smells Like Teen Spirit," don't you? "I'm a lion! I'm a vinyl! I'm a Skittle! I'm a Beatle!"*What, that's not what Kurt Cobain was singing? Well, ...

When you well and truly love a song, you can sometimes cease to hear it for what it truly is. Misheard song lyrics can take on new forms, and ambiguous song meanings end up reinterpreted to basically ...