Seagulls in Llandudno have been spotted screaming and swearing at passers-by, and in some cases, physically assaulting them with plastic chairs. Town mayor Aidan Bellend said that the seagulls were ...

Your browser does not support the audio element. Welsh language activists are calling for more Welsh-sounding fireworks, arguing that they are currently too English ...

Any early rain in the northwest will drop down to other western parts by the afternoon. The rest of Wales will be drier, with sunnier spells expected in the south-east. Maximum temperature of 20°C.

The Welsh Space Agency is set to launch a sheep into space in a new chapter for Welsh space flight. Betty the Wondersheep will be catapulted into space on top of a big shiny rocket from the Welsh ...

Karl Wetcleft came out with the record-breaking outburst when some f*cker pulled out in front of him quickly and then drove very slowly. Wetcleft told WalesOnCraic: “I was driving down the f*cking ...

Chavs in grey joggers pulling wheelies have become a common sight across the UK in recent years. Dr Alan Squarespecs explained that chavs like to pull wheelies to prove their manliness to passers-by. ...

US Supreme Leader Donald J Trump has called North Korea’s Kim Jong Un a ‘cockwomble’ at the highly-anticipated summit. Reports say that Trump was reacting to Kim referring to him as a dotard. A ...

The Queen is to use an address to the nation tomorrow to announce that she’s pregnant. Prince Philip is said to be the father of the child. A spokesman for Buckingham Palace told WalesOnCraic: “She ...

Since announcing the new problem page almost an hour ago, we have been received literally some letters asking for help and advice. Please note, many of the names have been changed to protect ...

A man from North Wales is facing the unusual dilemma of either watching the new series of The Voice or draping his wet bollocks over an electric fence Gordon GrimyKegs had been watching X Factor in ...

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A woman from Trebanog has expressed her disappointment at not getting a Valentine’s Day card after telling her husband not to get her a Valentine’s Day card. Ethel Undergunt told her husband not get ...