If I were to flip you the bird left-handed, which I sometimes do to mix things up, you’d notice that my middle finger is crooked, with a bulged knuckle. Why does it look like that? Catfish noodling.

Strictly Come Dancing contestant Stefan Dennis has left the show due to a leg injury, describing it as “the most disappointing day of the time in my Strictly journey.” The Neighbours actor said: “Just ...