This is a full "yup, that's me" moment. Not funny-ha-ha, more funny because it's a little uncomfortable. A raccoon eating Cheetos should not feel this accurate, and yet here we are. I genuinely think ...

Dec. 12 (UPI) --An animal protection officer in Virginia's Hanover County said the infamous drunk raccoon that broke into a liquor store is actually a serial offender. Hanover County Animal Protection ...

HANOVER COUNTY, Va. (WRIC) — The now-infamous raccoon who got drunk after breaking into a Virginia ABC store in Hanover County is apparently a serial offender. Most of all, a limited-time merchandise ...

In a “Weekend Update” that featured jokes about Donald Trump and Jeffrey Epstein, a sunburned vacationer played by cast member Ben Marshall and how Netflix will jack up its prices to $50 million in ...

Authorities responding to a break-in at a Virginia liquor store apprehended an unlikely suspect: a drunk raccoon. The raccoon broke into the Virginia ABC store in Ashland, Virginia, in the early ...

RICHMOND, Va. — Virginia's "trashed panda," the raccoon that broke into an Ashland liquor store and passed out drunk next to the toilet, is now inspiring official cocktails from Virginia ABC. The ...

A “very intoxicated raccoon” was found passed out in the bathroom of a liquor store in Ashland, Va., over the weekend after breaking in and ransacking several shelves, officials said Tuesday. The ...

The masked burglar broke into the closed Virginia liquor store early on Saturday and hit the bottom shelf, where the scotch and whisky were stored. The bandit was something of a nocturnal menace: ...

A “very intoxicated” raccoon went on a drunken rampage inside a Virginia liquor store — then passed out face-first in the bathroom, local officials said. The masked bandit was found snoozing in a ...

An unlikely suspect was taken into custody after a break-in at a Virginia liquor store this week—an intoxicated raccoon that authorities say ransacked the shop and later passed out in a bathroom.

One Virginia liquor store had an unusual patron this weekend -- an inebriated raccoon found passed out in the bathroom. According to the Hanover County Animal Protection and Shelter, authorities found ...